Welcome to THE UNION!

No matter the organ you need replaced, the Union’s ‘Antiforg Payment Plan’ is the answer. Don’t worry, there’s always a payment schedule that will keep your body – and your wallet – HEALTHY!


For a price, any organ in your body can be replaced. But it can also be repossessed.


Now Offering: No Down Payment!! Low A.P.R.!!! Call 1-800-GO-UNION or see your local representative for details.