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No matter the organ you need replaced, the Union’s ‘Antiforg Payment Plan’ is the answer. Don’t worry, there’s always a payment schedule that will keep your body – and your wallet – HEALTHY!

For a price, any organ in your body can be replaced. But it can also be repossessed.

Now Offering: No Down Payment!! Low A.P.R.!!! Call 1-800-GO-UNION or see your local representative for details.